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July 2006
A woman gets on a bus, carrying her baby. As she pays her fare, the driver is visibly shaken 'What on earth! I'm sorry, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen.' The woman makes her way, fuming, to the back of the bus and sits next to an elderly woman.

She turns to the woman and aks 'Did you hear what he said to me? I can't even speak!' The woman turns to her and in a sympathetic tone says 'Never mind dear, you go back and tell him what you think of him. I'll hold your pig for you.'

May / June 2006
Two Questions
A) What's green and looks like a bucket?
B) What is old and wrinkled and has been spotted hanging out your shorts?

Answers
A) The green bucket.
B) Your mother.

April 2006
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