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Ok Girls The "Whys" of Men

18-Aug-06

Ok Girls The "Whys" of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN! SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at blonde jokes!)

And my personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

posted by BingoT in General

07-Nov-06 |

1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

2. Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was wearing a mini skirt.

3. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

4. Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

5. Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

6. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

posted by simpsonsrule

17-Mar-07 |

I have a good one
Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!

Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

Why do men die before their wives?
They should.

What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.

How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way

Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching himself. The other is a chimpanzee.

HAHAHAH :lol:

posted by monique_johnson

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